Oh, boy folks, where do we start with this one. We talk about bottom surgery, sounding rods, and some lady that tried to sue all the gay people in Nebraska. Get ready guys cause this one starts now!

Well, we finally cleaned the studio guys. It’s been a long time coming and I gotta say I was skeptical at first but I’m really liking the organization.

No sponsors on the Ancap Barber Shop. But if you’re interested hit Paxlib up. It would probably go a long way in our favor so if you have a youtube channel where you review male sex toys or something and you want to steer some SERIOUS views to your channel hit us up. We don’t have the largest followings but probably the majority would be interested in your videos.

Adam throws us some hypothetical about having an automated house or a self-driving car that gives top. I don’t remember what I went with but I’m sure that it was a hot take.

Oh yeah, I wanted the self-cleaning house. I have very little interest in the blowjob from a car and I like to drive myself.

Shit, I started writing these a few weeks ago and I’m not sure where I got to in the cast. The notes are hard to follow and generally not very good.

Well at around the nine-minute mark Adam is talking about some lady from Nebraska that gave herself a long weird title like “something something ambassador for god fuck gay people”. She tried to sue all the gay people in the state.

Adam says he wants to be the “Sea captain of homosexuals” which is pretty cool. I failed to come up with anything better.

“Free speech is fucking beautiful, isn’t it. You can be a crazy old lady and say whatever the fuck you want.”

The voicemails sucked but we have a guest on this one and he’s pretty good. His name it Pat and he the patrons will be familiar with him.

Adam asks whether we would rather have no toilet seat or use only single-ply toilet paper for the rest of our lives.

Pat said he would shit on the floor or just take a shower when he shits. He gamed the hypothetical by assuming he still has the dick sucking car and said he would just shit in the cum hole.

John McAfee is into fisting.

Then we go into the bottom surgery thing.

Then we review a channel that reviews male sex toys, specifically sounding rods which are rods of varying diameters designed for insertion into the urethra.

“God I want a dick in my dick.”

Well, I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our facebook page, Instagram and Patreon.

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