In this episode, we bring you the Internet-famous shit poster, twitch streamer and graphic designer… Croey Stoey (AKA Corey).
No Adam or Dave this pod, but Corey is a better second mic anyways, so to hell with them. Corey and Scott hit a few news stories, as well as recount tales from their past including some 4-lokian anecdotes, Faggot Bruce and SickAnimation.
If you’ve never listened to the rapper Faggot Bruce, here’s an example of some of his lyrics:
“That’s right Faggot bruce I be lovin’ the butts. That’s right win or lose you’ll be lickin’ my nuts. All night no words bitch shut the fuck up. Daylight, balls deep I’ll be fillin’ you up. Yeah! It’s big Brucey from the blacktop, I used to love pussy, but now I’m into Bang-cock. I’m the angel of dick and you the sinner. Spread that ass, I’m gonna mash that dinner. Brucey boy back with a brand new fable, bout my life locked up and how I laid cable. I had tons of dudes that was my playthings, I used they buttholes as my pinky rings. My life done changed up in Pelican Bay, doin’ a bit for some shit I done back in the day. Servin’ 10-12, it was my third year in, sexuality changed I started loving the men. I know it sounds silly going from totin’ mack titties to yankin nigga’s willies but, shit be different in the pen, if you wanna blow loads you gotsta bone the men.”
I’m sure you get the idea…
Corey and Scott discuss a court case involving a British grandfather masturbating in front of his podiatrist as well as a North Carolina woman who used the excuse that she was doling out bibles to babies when she was caught allegedly attempting to steal newborn children. The official Ancap Barber Shop stance is that people handing out bibles to babies, or at least babies they don’t know, are creeps. And as far as the English gentleman goes, we say LET MY MAN OUT. Free John Homer Tee shirts?
We appreciate you going on this journey with us, and if you did not enjoy this one, no hard feelings. We’ll be back to our normal format next episode.
Worms guys.