Here we go, podcast time again boys and girls! Welcome to the 55th edition of the Ancap Barber Shop! We’re Talking Ja Rule and the Gillette commercial. Check it out!

Right off the top work is gay and truck drivers are fuckin sick. Me and Adam spend too much time talking about truck driving shit and tattoos. Ironic tattoos are the way to go.

I’ve already said it, but Disney World is sick as fuck. We recount our times there and Adam says it’s as big as San Francisco. I don’t know if it’s true but he said it. Huge shout out to Disney World.

Man I forgot about this but before you get into any of the parks, there’s usually one old as security guy with an old ass broke down dog. Like it’s supposed to be a drug sniffing dog or something but it’s old as shit and just lays there. That shit made me laugh. Shouts out to those old dogs.

Damn still talking about Disney World gonna hit fast forward real quick…

While we wait, you should really check out our Patreon. We’ve lowered the prices to be more inclusive to poor people. We’ve basically done the opposite of gentrification to our Patreon, whatever that would be. The January Patreon EP was really Juicy. Patreon is basically our safe space to say the shit we’re scared to put out to the public. You can find it at

“He keep that thing on him” lol. Winnie the Pooh is a real one for sure.

Man I feel bad about that Diagon Alley shit but it’s true. Like I said though, everyone wants to dress up like a wizard, and that’s OK by me.

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Man this Ja Rule shit is so funny. If you want to watch along the clip is at

Sorry for the lack of hyperlinks. My internet sucks and I can’t get Evernote to pull up so I’m writing this shit on WordPad and it sucks.

We weren’t thrilled with the Gillette commercial. It’s not a big deal, and if your threatened by it you’ve got bigger problems then an ad. But it was dumb as fuck.

Listen guys this was a good one and we hope you keep listening, and don’t forget to watch for all Ancap Barber Shop updates and new episodes. Peace out doggies.”